K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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