Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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