i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
how does that bad decision feel?
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