I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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