you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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