That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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