thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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