Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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