Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
