Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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