I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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