I forgot how hot balto sounded
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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