I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
