you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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