Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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