Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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