He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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