I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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