best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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