Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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