using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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