Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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