But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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