That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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