I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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