Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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