Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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