The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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