Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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