Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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