The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
