actually, I'm a sock model
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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