I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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