either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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