Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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