he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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