What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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