he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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