Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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