my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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