Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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