Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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