Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
"it" just moved
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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