i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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