you turned your livingroom into a bong?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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