Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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