Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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