Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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