grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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