I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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