Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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