Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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