She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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