I bet he comes in French.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I'm really busy with my period
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