You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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