Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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