East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Found your dick twin last night
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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