I'm really into asian looking animals
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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