Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

please tell me if i'm home and in my bed

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(310): View more from California

come find me please

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(530): View more from California

i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something

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(440): View more from Ohio

I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?

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(770): View more from Georgia

his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome

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(217): View more from Illinois

how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test

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(302): View more from Delaware

Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.

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