so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Randomize
